I'm trying to keep my business, my triplets, and my waistline under control. I excel at one of those, fail at another one of those, and one is a work in progress. Which is which is day dependant.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

History Lesson

"Mum, did you know there was once a King of China, and his name was Mousey Tongue?"

"What? *light dawns* Oh, do you mean Mao Zedong?"

"Yes! That's what I said! MOUSEY TONGUE! And he was King for 10 years!"

1 comment:

Alice said...

Ha Ha Ha! That's great!