Just wondering....

If my "ooh, so I'm totally a dog person" status is at all revoked if, when I meet OPD (Other People's Dogs) all I want to do is either a) run a mile or b) kick the little buggers into next week.

I am also convinced that our own canine friend must be smoking weed in the backyard when we're not looking, because I've never seen anyone (human, dog or otherwise) so totally calm in the midst of chaos. Me thinks I should take a leaf out of his book (if dogs actually HAD books, that is.)