I'm trying to keep my business, my triplets, and my waistline under control. I excel at one of those, fail at another one of those, and one is a work in progress. Which is which is day dependant.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Yeah, best we just leave that one alone...

Another sign my kids are growing up is that they now mostly shower rather than bathe. Sometimes two will shower together, but more often they go one at a time - to save time and my sanity. Often one will have a shower, and one or another will have a bath - but it's been a long time since all three of them jumped in the bath tub together. Mostly this is because they are just too tall, and also because 3 kids + body of water = tsunami. Today the trio jumped into the bath together, and were having a grand old time, until DH and I heard this:

DD1: MUM! MUM! Guess what?! [insert gleeful voice]
Me & DH: WHAT???

DD1: Me and DS JUST DID SEX!
DS: No we didn't!
DD1: YES WE DID! MUM, DS AND I JUST DID SEX!!

Oh holy sweet mother of god, I think it's time that we banned opposite sex bath time.

Because, you know, I don't want them going all Flowers In The Attic on us.

4 comments:

ramona said...

oh, bwahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHHA! I'm dying laughing here!

Laura said...

Hahahah!

You need a disclaimer on that one. I spit my water right out my nose!

DH said...

Let me just say that we stood there for a few seconds and without saying a word, both agreed that we were not going to comment on that at all. To use a cricket metaphor - we let that one go through to the keeper, and just kept getting dinner ready.

Christine said...

Oh, my. I'm sure you were a bit horrified, but that is just hilarious! I think you did the right thing with your non-response.