Another sign my kids are growing up is that they now mostly shower rather than bathe. Sometimes two will shower together, but more often they go one at a time - to save time and my sanity. Often one will have a shower, and one or another will have a bath - but it's been a long time since all three of them jumped in the bath tub together. Mostly this is because they are just too tall, and also because 3 kids + body of water = tsunami. Today the trio jumped into the bath together, and were having a grand old time, until DH and I heard this:
DD1: MUM! MUM! Guess what?! [insert gleeful voice]
Me & DH: WHAT???
DD1: Me and DS JUST DID SEX!
DS: No we didn't!
DD1: YES WE DID! MUM, DS AND I JUST DID SEX!!
Oh holy sweet mother of god, I think it's time that we banned opposite sex bath time.
Because, you know, I don't want them going all Flowers In The Attic on us.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Yeah, best we just leave that one alone...
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oh, bwahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHHA! I'm dying laughing here!
Hahahah!
You need a disclaimer on that one. I spit my water right out my nose!
Let me just say that we stood there for a few seconds and without saying a word, both agreed that we were not going to comment on that at all. To use a cricket metaphor - we let that one go through to the keeper, and just kept getting dinner ready.
Oh, my. I'm sure you were a bit horrified, but that is just hilarious! I think you did the right thing with your non-response.
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